I'm back to the little hermitage of panda, the ivory tower where I'm shielded. He is the paladin of the tower, the one who keep the pengda safe.
I found this cool website: www.urbandictionary.com
The words are measureless, sappy and oppidan-tee!!
'twork : When a girl shakes her butt against another girl or a man, pressing frimly.'
'choreplay : When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.'
' cuddlingus : The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.'
'DILLIGAF : Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck!'
'Vajayjay : vagina'
'Leave BRITNEY alone : An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.'
' cuddlingus : The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.'
'DILLIGAF : Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck!'
'Vajayjay : vagina'
'Leave BRITNEY alone : An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.'
It's cool and fetching ey! Imagine that we're actually using the proverbs in our daily dialogue:
I'm just trying to be lame. *since i got nothing better to do.
The other day, i was taking a panoramic picturesque. I wanted to upload it, but I don't want the warden to unleash his mana on me.
The other day, I was having lunch with Mr.Ribaldry, Ms. E and the others. I can't stand but to laugh hideously when he revealed the cockles of his heart. He is scared of ghost and bogy films, he loves romantic runs, he love the extra chases and yada yada..
The other day, I was 'fat hau-ing'.
The other day, I was 'so hai-ing'
I'm just trying to be lame. *since i got nothing better to do.
I love to see the hootie momma tworking her thang at his eggplant.
Darling, I'm having a choreplay now. Would you PLEASE me. The arousing within is too sensational.
Pengda, i want cuddlingus!!
DILLIGAF, you whore!!
She brazilian waxed her vajayjay
Mr.J : Eh, mahai..it's unethical for you to play like that lar. You fucking keep the chips in..
Mr.V : ............... *depressed within, malu within,
Mr.J : You fucking take your money and fucking go home now.
Mr.V : Ok, Fine.. You change..I go home lar.. *saving face, beh tahan edi
Mr.J : Leave now..
Mr. V : ........... Leave BRITNEY alone!!
Darling, I'm having a choreplay now. Would you PLEASE me. The arousing within is too sensational.
Pengda, i want cuddlingus!!
DILLIGAF, you whore!!
She brazilian waxed her vajayjay
Mr.J : Eh, mahai..it's unethical for you to play like that lar. You fucking keep the chips in..
Mr.V : ............... *depressed within, malu within,
Mr.J : You fucking take your money and fucking go home now.
Mr.V : Ok, Fine.. You change..I go home lar.. *saving face, beh tahan edi
Mr.J : Leave now..
Mr. V : ........... Leave BRITNEY alone!!
The other day, I was reading Tuesdays with Morrie again. I can't help but to boohoo again. I am a blardy tear-jerky. I found this primo bookmark.
The other day, i was taking a panoramic picturesque. I wanted to upload it, but I don't want the warden to unleash his mana on me.
The other day, I was having lunch with Mr.Ribaldry, Ms. E and the others. I can't stand but to laugh hideously when he revealed the cockles of his heart. He is scared of ghost and bogy films, he loves romantic runs, he love the extra chases and yada yada..
The other day, I was 'fat hau-ing'.
The other day, I was 'so hai-ing'
-the end of the Gobbledygook Pathfinder-
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