-Slapstick-

glee..glee!!

the woman is vivacious and nonchalant

and i feel so me lately

must be the daily dosage prescribed by dr.fxi

blithe lozenges and love pellet

Saw it.. heard it.. chuckles..

dracula dies from a heart attack right after catching his favourite vampire series on TV.

he goes to heaven where he's allowed to choose 3 qualities to hav in his next life.

dracula thinks really hard n finally makes up his mind.

first, he says 'i still want to be able to suck blood'

then he continued 'i want to have wings too, so i can fly'

lastly, after thinkin for the longest time..he says 'and i want all women to want me'

whooosssshhhh.. he was promptly turned into a sanitary pad

bear and rabbit are taking a dump in the forest.

bear asks the rabbit, 'hey, do u have a problem with poo sticking to ur fur?'

rabbit says 'nope...'

so bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass..

i'mma continue my work, while makan tambun biscuit

then watch fringe, while waiting for dr.fxi

then slumber early, wake up early.. happy X10 day tomorrow

-xOxO-