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s: diu lei lar kan fu
r: petpet hai i want your abalone !! yummy !!!
s: cleaned or not cleaned.. or dirty yet fishy but shaved..
r: shaved please, i dont want hair stucked between my teeth :X
s: aiyo.. syok mar.. make u itch itch. then notti notti.. shy shy*
r: yea lar.. but im afraid when i erect-ed, scared all the waiters away ! XD
s. aiyo.. then i take a fkin barrel to fill it with those plentiful of PROTEINS of you 'chi chi shuen shuen'..
r: please do not spill any of them... i wan each and every kindergarden around klang valley have my registration XD
s: aiyo.. kindergarden only ar...
r: if nt.. the whole world will look like me ehz.. hehehe.. dowan la.. later all the girls hamsap !!!
s: aiyo.. ur face macam 'dai min gui plus ham chin beng'... yau char kuey want ur kukujiao meh
r: wtf.. even my kukujiao look like overnight yau char kuey also very strong eh... like hungry ANACONDA !!!!
s: mmm.... blushing* aiyo.. later seafood pot kena crack ar.. ur fruit basket so juicy.. me like it.. slurpsss*
r: yea, i cracked alot pots before d... with my keng skillz hehe.. HELICOPTER as a recommendation hehehhehe...
s: aiyo.. i thought its turbin spinning on a hilltop.. neh the green green one with daffodils and moo moo
r: turbin not keng.. mine more like a WINDMILL hehehe... FUH FUH FUH *sounds of big wind*
s: oh!!! errected* i love HOLLAND.. if can big big one in AMSTERDAM
r: that sound havent errected yet.. errected will go like BING BANG TUNG TUNG CHIANG !!!!
s: aiyo... drums!!! let me the playa.. with my lil clarinets.. PIK PAK LUK TILIK PIK PAK TUNG!
r: please call ur friends along to bring symbals... chiki chiki chang chang !!!....
s: aiyo.. let find those ah moi with 2 nails stuck on the plane landing papan area.. that can groove with the guitar. JENG JENG JENG! JANG JANG... WAHHH CHIANG!
r: oh, you meant SARA bear ??? heaheahea... yer.. her MA YUN CHEONG very scary oh... looks like gonna swallow my hairy balls off... :(
s: how bout PY... with her dangling pitcher plants... and sum more.. it haven't BLOSSOM!
r: cant! PY cant join the party... later her backbone breakz !! eaheheahae.. you know lar, she got a SENGET backbone.. ahahahaahaahahahaah pik plakzzz
s: but then she can bend it like beckham while her body look like a tunnel full with maggots...
r: omg.. then gonna call the Pestisides Sprayers... heahehae and treat her an ANDY HO hair trim XD
s: gosh... aiyo.. when are we gonna go brazillian wax.. bet PY gonna take a month to shake it all of yo!
r:and cost her TRIPLE of price hehehe... TIRED d la.. lets go home XD !! heaheahaehea
s: pet pet itchy* jiao jiao howling* woooooo!!! scratch scratch
r: alright.. gonna treat you a 7 course meal later XD.. make u full full !! XD
s: i want pudding on top of choco bar and banana SPLIT IT for dessert..
r: not a prob ma'am .. muacks !
s: wet wet* slurrpsss
r&s: KTHNXBIE